Welcome to Facecrook
Meet our crooks!
Dark Auckerberg
Thief, Abuser, Organ Merchant, Founder
“Our Founder, who art in hell. Hallowed be thy heart. Lead us not into justice but deliver to us evil. Forgive the malevolent. Forgive the assailants. The Power, The Stinky, The Nasty… Amen” -D.Auckerberg
Bris Glues
Murder… that’s it
Literally just murder….
Fabian Who
Architect of destruction, Child Seller
Mr.Who is a magician at blaming. Anything that goes a rye is never his fault. Did you hear? Someone blew up a building in the ghetto that happens to be prime gentrification real estate for Mr.Who’s company… Yeah, that wasn’t him. Child abduction in his hospital… Wasn’t his plan either. Mr.Who is who you need to get you out of sticky situations.
Karol Dyrtbahg
Professional Bully and Mean Girl
Karol is our lead meany. She oversees all things insulting, disrespectful, and downright dirty. She also loves a good nuggie and will definitely spread gossip about how your mother’s cooking!
Ratt Kallher
Will steal your charger and I bite
Ratt is as spineless as his name ensues. He bites, he steals and then he bites some more. Have a great idea? He’ll take it. Thought of something and shared it with the world? No, you didn’t he did. Ratt is your one-stop shop for immorality.
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FAQ/What is Facecrook
Facecrook is for all things evil and dirty. We are a safe space for crooks, evil doers, and ne’er-do-wells. If you enjoy killing there’s a space for you. If you enjoy enabling addicts there’s a space for you. If you enjoy molestation, bullying, and any other form of child abuse there’s a space for you. Here at Facecrook we aim to destroy the world. We plan to fill lobbyists pockets with as much money as possible so that we can service our members with the utmost destruction. Facecrook is here for you when you need us.
Let evil reign!!!
Jamaal Pettway 